he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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