Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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