I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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