You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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