My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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