My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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