I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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