I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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