What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I need a beard to bite.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Randomize
