i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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