Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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