it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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