I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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