I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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