Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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