But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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