I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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