Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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