I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Randomize
