Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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