What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
