everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I enjoy the company of your penis
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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