I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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