i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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