Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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