Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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