$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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