u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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