What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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