People with herpes should wear stickers.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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