Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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