i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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