That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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