i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
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