Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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