Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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