well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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