thus making me awesome and them whores
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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