Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
