I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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