it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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