If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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