Christians are straight up FREAKS
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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