Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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