Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
She even gives head with a lisp.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
There's a naked man in my car right now.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
