Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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