I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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