normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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