too bad you live with your parents still
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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