She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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