Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
My dick has a subreddit
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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