i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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