He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the condom got lost in my hair
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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