brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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