How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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