Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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