his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We don't watch enough power rangers
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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